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Jul 05: Who should brew the coffee? What about the donuts?
May 25: The Quiet Bathroom Who's in the loo?
May 02: Big Fan Wind instruments.
Jan 01: Chess Boasters Disperse!
Sep 01: Fish Weight Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish? A: […]
Jun 25: I can explain… Cuff 'em Dano.
May 13: A string walked into a bar…. "And his coat is torn and frayed"
Dec 02: A hydrogen atom walks into a bar… Please, no negative comments.
Jun 18: The classical pianist. Spell chequer.
Apr 13: Ice Fishing Gonna need a Zamboni.
Apr 11: Take only one… An apple a day.
Mar 24: A pirate walks into a bar wearing… ... and ordered some dirty rum.
Mar 20: As an older gentleman was driving down the interstate… his cell phone rang...
Mar 07: Six Peach Slices No matter how you slice it.
Feb 27: New Digital Band Almost famous.
Feb 07: Two Math Books Answers in the back.
Nov 19: The doctor said, I’ve got to stop texting… Send lawyers, guns, and blackberries.
Nov 06: The Dalai Lama and pizza… Had to read it twice.
Oct 25: A little hip shimmy… Inspired by David Bowie.
Aug 31: Cats and poker in the jungle… Pick a card, any card.
Aug 26: Adele’s Road Ola?
Aug 14: Clams and Crabs Clams don't float.
May 28: Week Days So they are not weakends.
May 13: A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking… suddenly a cat attacks
Apr 19: The nose. Ain't got nobody.
Oct 15: A frog walks into a bank… It's time for a holiday.
Oct 14: A linguist professor was lecturing… No. No.
Oct 11: Conjugate the verb ‘to go’… I go, you go, she goes....
Aug 31: A lonely female crab was walking down the beach… Shot just prior to iPhone being dropped in water.
Jul 22: Who should Florence and the Machine call… ... when they break down?
Jul 17: A duck walks into a drug store… quack quack quack
Jun 10: A night out with the horse. You can lead a horse to water...
May 28: Tomato Walkers Fancy.
May 22: Three Bikers Just deserts.
May 18: Atoms Connect the dots.
May 16: A giraffe walks into a bar… ... talk about high prices...
May 10: Four Surgeons What's inside matters.
May 09: A bear walks into a bar… Just thinkin'.
May 03: A goat walks into a bar… Because Mom would not approve.
Apr 30: Our car was vandalized… Double your money.
Apr 19: Mack, Winnie, and Attila. When the shark bites.
Mar 10: OrderMyChecks.com | Preferred by 9 out of 10 Grandmas. Thank you Grandma!
Feb 27: Level Stage The beat goes on.
Feb 14: Broken Pencil Writer's Block
Feb 11: Scottish Phone It's a wee wee thin.
Dec 25: The Princess and the Frog Riddip. (Burp.)
Nov 30: On the way to Wembley She has a ticket to ride.
Oct 27: Mine Shaft Blues Talk about a lower register!
Oct 23: Jack O’ Math Caution: Geometry ahead!
Jul 27: The Bottomless Hole Wait for it...
May 04: Getting Ready to Migrate One flew east, one flew west...
May 03: Food Face Mr. Potato Head?
May 02: Elder Brown’s Peanut Jar Take one.
Apr 26: The Sex of Flies How can you tell?
Apr 20: Burger and Dog Food discrimination.
Apr 10: Waldo’s Stripes Where's Wally?
Feb 24: Lumberjack politics One-sided joke.
Feb 21: The honest man. When honesty is not the best policy.
Jan 16: Attendance Problem? Is this truancy?
Jan 13: Three-Legged Dog … walked into a saloon...
Nov 08: Charles Dickens walked into a bar… Please sir, may I have some more?
May 30: The Credit Card Thief Not So Much
Apr 29: The Green Sitter and in this corner...
Mar 15: Kiss the frog. Missy froggy went a courtin'
Mar 13: Two Flies On The Wall A real knee swatter.
Feb 20: The Can Crusher Can you find Santa?
Jan 27: Penguin wash A sharp dressed penguin.
Jan 26: Batman and Robin Fishing Where does he get all those wonderful toys? -- The Joker
Nov 20: Well dressed alligator. Croca-stylin'
Nov 19: Little nephew ant. Cry uncle.
Nov 17: Turkey arrest. 2 Strikes 1 Fowl
Oct 31: The stalking coffin. (Hopefully you are ready for this.)
Oct 30: Liver and cheese. Hello boys....
Oct 29: A gift for teacher. Don't judge a gift by the box.
Oct 28: Spider comm. Spidey sense.
Oct 27: The sand smuggler. Beach exporting?
Oct 26: Hippo run around. Heard this while jogging. True.
Oct 19: Bambi and the ghost. Two groans.
Oct 18: Cow’s day off. Use your PTO (planned time off.)
Oct 16: If you had one dollar… Father knows best.
Oct 15: A noise in the engine. Recycle.
Oct 14: Why was the skeleton afraid… Was it a chicken skeleton?
Oct 13: Voting added to GraphicJoke.com! Vote early. Vote often.
Oct 13: Graveyard shift. Spell chequer, part 2.
Oct 11: I want a tooth pulled. Haste makes waste.
Oct 10: Weekend with grandpa. Never a dull moment.
Oct 09: Debates. "Tweeting is how we talk!"
Oct 08: If it ain’t broke… One thing leads to another.
Oct 07: Robbers in sacks. You can run but you can't hide.
Oct 05: The Senator and Saint Peter. What floor?
Oct 04: Dracula and his doctor The truth is up there.
Oct 03: Country music backwards. Never lost the gun.
Oct 02: Talking Dog For Sale. I'd pay more.
Oct 01: A werewolf’s favorite day… At least someone likes them
Sep 30: Money called dough. Cook kneads a raise.
Sep 29: Möbius chicken. A "twist" on an old joke.
Sep 28: Apologetic pony. One word: Lozenge.
Sep 27: The parrot appears stiff and lifeless. I hope this isn't that pit bull's friend, Polly.
Sep 26: Baby corn. (Very corny joke.)
Sep 25: So this skeleton walks into a bar… Swab the deck.
Sep 24: The burglar and Jesus. Say your prayers.
Sep 23: Frog parking. Mr. Froggy went to court...
Sep 22: The aching tooth Put your money where your mouth is.
Sep 21: U2 still hasn’t found…. I still haven't found what I'm looking for.........because I use Bing.
Sep 20: Why was everyone worried? work on your "bucket" list
Sep 19: Where’s your homework? Peanut butter works, too.
Sep 18: Mark 17 Don't read ahead.
Sep 17: Freddy’s lost hand. Stick a fork in it.
Sep 16: Why are chefs so mean? Two really good reasons not to make a chef angry: they are in control of what goes in your food and they work with knives.
Sep 15: What did the zero say… Is this an 80's joke?
Sep 14: What did one ocean say? i sea.
Sep 13: What did the Lone Ranger say? Giddyup or giddydown?
Sep 12: A guy walks into a bar with a newt… Primarily, he had a problem.
Sep 11: A mother was preparing pancakes… Do the math.
Sep 10: The blind deer. Seeing double.
Sep 09: A conservative, a moderate, and a liberal… It's a three-fer.
Sep 08: Two scoops of chocolate ice cream. Take a STRAW poll.
Sep 07: Bad fish day. TGIF
Sep 06: American shark. (Take it easy.)
Sep 05: A man bought a donkey… An advantage to C.O.D.
Sep 04: Teacher’s eyes. (All the boys think she's a spy.)
Sep 03: Football recruits. A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating new […]
Sep 02: Night baseball. (Only Honus was a shortstop.)
Sep 01: School fruit. Hint: It's about time.
Aug 31: Heaven and Health. Heaven can wait.
Aug 30: First driving lesson. Get a grip.
Aug 29: Bicycle tires Got flat feet.
Aug 28: Airplane crash in Elbonia. (Shovel ready.)
Aug 27: Present Perfect Tense Soup To bean or not to bean?
Aug 26: Greener Grass ...a football tip
Aug 25: We share everything. Have it your way.
Aug 24: Three doors and no way out. Knock knock x 3
Aug 23: Dog Tired. Let sleeping dogs lie...
Aug 22: Darth Trunk? There's an elephant in our logo.
Aug 21: A surgeon, an architect, and a politician. Let there be light!
Aug 20: Snowman dance. With Snowwomen?
Aug 19: Build an ark. "What's an ark?"
Aug 18: Poker hands. Don't bluff.
Aug 17: Crabby service. What about broccoli?
Aug 16: Cowboy adoption. Hot diggity dog.
Aug 15: A banker got his fancy car stuck…. Opposite of a speed trap.
Aug 14: Karate pig. Oink.
Aug 13: Beethoven’s Fifth Fruit Hint: His 9th is a blueberry.
Aug 12: A grasshopper walks into a bar… It's not easy being green.
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Aug 09: Toothless grizz. Bumbles bounce!
Aug 08: What do you call a rabbit… What's up, doc?
Aug 07: How many psychiatrists… One flew east, one flew west...
Aug 06: The principal’s first day of school. (Wanna buy some pencils?)
Aug 05: A tree in your hand. Is worth a bird in the bush.
Aug 04: Morty and Saul on a lake. Sink or swim?
Aug 03: Dive to the bottom. A land down under.
Aug 02: Door not. Knock Knock x 500
Aug 01: Murphy and Paddy shop London. (Note: Grin is Irish.)
Jul 31: Communicate with a fish. Fish talk.
Jul 30: Punctuate the words correctly. $%!@#$*
Jul 29: A German competitor was lost… Try pig latin.
Jul 28: A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman at the Olympics. Metalists, three.
Jul 27: The Olympic pole vaulter. You're velcome.
Jul 26: Mermaid math. Triangles?
Jul 25: Calendar thief. Stolen time?
Jul 24: www.OrderMyChecks.com | Put money in my account! Another check joke!
Jul 23: A neutron walked into a bar… Popular joke in Switzerland.
Jul 22: An angry bird walked into a bar… Tweet @#$# Tweet!
Jul 21: Fashion trees. Vintage.
Jul 20: Figs. Newtons?
Jul 18: Dentist Time. A.M. or P.M.?
Jul 17: Camper on Tip Toes. Shhhh.....
Jul 16: Beware of dog! Why you wanna trip on me?
Jul 15: Running the bases. A short story.
Jul 14: Dophin tale. Sounds fishy.
Jul 13: Famous shark. Spielberg paid him royalties?
Jul 12: Birthday cake burn. Call 911.
Jul 12: First bank account. Don't let 'em fee you, kid.
Jul 11: Bugged firemen. Bugs me, too.
Jul 10: The talking leg. Had to figure out the pig.
Jul 09: The factory of the future. Looking for a robot tree.
Jul 08: News cat. What "type" of cat is that?
Jul 06: Dancing burgers and dogs. Put on your dancing shoes.
Jul 05: The shipwrecked diver. He was color coordinated.
Jul 04: Declaration of Independence. Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?” Johnny: “At […]
Jul 03: The drowning hippie. So this is why hippies don't bathe...
Jul 02: Praying in church or a casino. Well there is money at stake.
Jul 01: How hot is it? It can't be hotter than July.
Jun 30: Steve just got a job at the beverage factory… A pop joke with some pop art!
Jun 29: If life gives you melons… A fruit by any other name would taste as sweet.
Jun 28: News from the doctor. Why you should always remember to keep your cellphone on you.
Jun 27: A carrot at the door. Who knew vegetables could be so personable?
Jun 26: Nosey Peppers. I had a neighbor like this.
Jun 25: LEGO men at the hospital. Can you pay with plastic?
Jun 24: Mermaid shells. Q: Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? A: Because […]
Jun 23: Better make it a double. Double vision got the best of me.
Jun 22: The door-to-door snail… Wikipedia isn't good for business.
Jun 21: Pork chops and pea soup… What about apple sauce?
Jun 20: Two men are walking their dogs… I can see where this one is going.
Jun 19: A snail crime… No one was spotted fleeing the scene of the crime.
Jun 18: Lonely bananas… Don't slip up.
Jun 17: A baseball and a maggot… Happy Father's Day!
Jun 16: Joker’s candy… Butterfingers?
Jun 15: The Cajun jigsaw puzzle… [Best told with a Cajun accent.] One day Pierre went […]
Jun 14: Telescope with a bad leg… Two out of three ain't bad.
Jun 12: Dog nap…. Let sleeping dogs lie.
Jun 11: Jack’s jokes on aliens and planets… Buy me some peanuts.
Jun 10: The pirate’s eye patch… A sailor and pirate were trading stories.
Jun 09: 10 types of people… Ones and zeroes.
Jun 08: Award winning scarecrow… If I only had a brain.
Jun 07: A salty joke… Susie: Have you heard any sodium jokes lately? Buddy: Na. […]
Jun 06: Poison ivy and luck… Payback for working in the yard.
Jun 05: Pirate ears… All steamed.
Jun 04: Favorite fruit… Tootie fruity?
Jun 03: Gingerbread boys… Make up your bed.
Jun 02: Cannibals and clowns… Fine Young Cannibals
Jun 01: Mushroom party… Something about a toad?
May 31: Teddy bear dessert… Please help prevent forrest fires.
May 30: Why was the computer late… Time zone issue?
May 28: Got any I.D.? Near Jesup.
May 25: The minister and the bear… A minister was walking in the woods when a bear […]
May 22: Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player? (4 Yogurt Sticks!) (They are washed.)
May 19: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? Did the clowns do it?
May 18: Why is Facebook going public? (5/18/2012 Day 1)
May 17: A little extra in the offering plate… Why Grover Cleveland had a reserved seat in church.
May 16: Why didn’t they play cards on the ark? Not even bridge?
May 15: Little Johnny was baking a cake… ... and then he ran away.
May 14: How do you catch a rare rabbit? Rare, as in uncommon, not undercooked.
May 12: How many cops does it take… Counting...
May 11: A blind man walked into a shop… Tall tail.
May 10: Are there any golf courses in heaven? I have some good news and some bad news...
May 08: What did the digital clock say… Do the math? No...
May 06: A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head… A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from a Harley […]
May 05: The church drummer died and went to heaven… The church drummer died and went to heaven. He was […]
May 05: Sherlock Holmes went camping… Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had turned in for the night...
May 04: Where does a penguin keep his money? You know... his cold cash.