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A carrot at the door.
Who knew vegetables could be so personable?
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Nosey Peppers.
I had a neighbor like this.
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LEGO men at the hospital.
Can you pay with plastic?
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Mermaid shells.
Because she didn’t own pearls?
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Better make it a double.
Double vision got the best of me.
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The door-to-door snail…
Wikipedia isn’t good for business.
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Pork chops and pea soup…
What about apple sauce?
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Two men are walking their dogs…
I can see where this one is going.
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Lonely bananas…
Don’t slip up.
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A baseball and a maggot…
Happy Father’s Day!
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Joker’s candy…
Butterfingers?
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Milk and Eggs
Which came first– the cow or the egg?
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The Cajun jigsaw puzzle…
Dat’s funny, cher!
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Telescope with a bad leg…
Two out of three ain’t bad.
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Rainbow Weight
An on-color joke.
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Horse Odds
Caution: A.I. ahead.
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Jack’s jokes on aliens and planets…
Buy me some peanuts.
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Pepper Doctor
Nose tickler.
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Dog nap….
Let sleeping dogs lie.
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The pirate’s eye patch…
There’s a toilet paper joke somewhere in here.
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10 types of people…
Ones and zeroes.
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Award winning scarecrow…
If I only had a brain.
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A salty joke…
Elementary my dear Watson.
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Poison ivy and luck…
Payback for working in the yard.
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Pirate ears…
All steamed.