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  • Apologetic pony.

    One word: Lozenge. >

  • The parrot appears stiff and lifeless.

    I hope this isn’t that pit bull’s friend, Polly. >

  • Baby corn.

    (Very corny joke.) >

  • So this skeleton walks into a bar…

    Swab the deck. >

  • The burglar and Jesus.

    Say your prayers. >

  • Frog parking.

    Mr. Froggy went to court… >

  • The aching tooth

    Put your money where your mouth is. >

  • U2 still hasn’t found….

    I still haven’t found what I’m looking for………because I use Bing. >

  • Why was everyone worried?

    work on your “bucket” list >

  • Where’s your homework?

    Peanut butter works, too. >

  • Mark 17

    Don’t read ahead. >

  • Freddy’s lost hand.

    Stick a fork in it. >

  • Why are chefs so mean?

    Two really good reasons not to make a chef angry: they are in control of what goes in your food and they work with knives. >

  • What did the zero say…

    Is this an 80’s joke? >

  • What did one ocean say?

    i sea. >

  • What did the Lone Ranger say?

    Giddyup or giddydown? >

  • A guy walks into a bar with a newt…

    Primarily, he had a problem. >

  • A mother was preparing pancakes…

    Do the math. >

  • The blind deer.

    Seeing double. >

  • A conservative, a moderate, and a liberal…

    It’s a three-fer. >

  • Two scoops of chocolate ice cream.

    Take a STRAW poll. >

  • Bad fish day.

    TGIF >

  • American shark.

    (Take it easy.) >

  • A man bought a donkey…

    An advantage to C.O.D. >

  • Teacher’s eyes.

    (All the boys think she’s a spy.) >

  • Football recruits.

    What if they climb? >

  • Night baseball.

    (Only Honus was a shortstop.) >

  • School fruit.

    Hint: It’s about time. >

  • Heaven and Health.

    Heaven can wait. >

  • First driving lesson.

    Get a grip. >

  • Bicycle tires

    Got flat feet. >

  • Airplane crash in Elbonia.

    (Shovel ready.) >

  • Present Perfect Tense Soup

    To bean or not to bean? >

  • Greener Grass

    …a football tip >

  • Three doors and no way out.

    Knock knock x 3 >

  • Dog Tired.

    Let sleeping dogs lie… >

  • Darth Trunk?

    There’s an elephant in our logo. >

  • A surgeon, an architect, and a politician.

    Let there be light! >

  • Snowman dance.

    With Snowwomen? >

  • Build an ark.

    “What’s an ark?” >

  • Poker hands.

    Don’t bluff. >

  • Crabby service.

    What about broccoli? >

  • Cowboy adoption.

    Hot diggity dog. >

  • A banker got his fancy car stuck….

    Opposite of a speed trap. >

  • Beethoven’s Fifth Fruit

    Hint: His 9th is a blueberry. >