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How many psychiatrists…
One flew east, one flew west… >
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The principal’s first day of school.
(Wanna buy some pencils?) >
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A tree in your hand.
Is worth a bird in the bush. >
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Morty and Saul on a lake.
Sink or swim? >
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Dive to the bottom.
A land down under. >
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Door not.
Knock Knock x 500 >
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Murphy and Paddy shop London.
(Note: Grin is Irish.) >
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Communicate with a fish.
Fish talk. >
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Punctuate the words correctly.
$%!@#$* >
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A German competitor was lost…
Try pig latin. >
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A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman at the Olympics.
Metalists, three. >
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The Olympic pole vaulter.
You’re velcome. >
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Mermaid math.
Triangles? >
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Calendar thief.
Stolen time? >
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www.OrderMyChecks.com | Put money in my account!
Another check joke! >
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A neutron walked into a bar…
Popular joke in Switzerland. >
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An angry bird walked into a bar…
Tweet @#$# Tweet! >
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Fashion trees.
Vintage. >
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Figs.
Newtons? >
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Dentist Time.
A.M. or P.M.? >
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Camper on Tip Toes.
Shhhh….. >
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Beware of dog!
Why you wanna trip on me? >
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Running the bases.
A short story. >
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Dophin tale.
Sounds fishy. >
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Famous shark.
Spielberg paid him royalties? >
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Birthday cake burn.
Call 911. >
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First bank account.
Don’t let ’em fee you, kid. >
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Bugged firemen.
Bugs me, too. >
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The talking leg.
Had to figure out the pig. >
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The factory of the future.
Looking for a robot tree. >
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News cat.
What “type” of cat is that? >
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Dancing burgers and dogs.
Put on your dancing shoes. >
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The shipwrecked diver.
He was color coordinated. >
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The drowning hippie.
So this is why hippies don’t bathe… >
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Praying in church or a casino.
Well there is money at stake. >
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How hot is it?
It can’t be hotter than July. >
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Steve just got a job at the beverage factory…
A pop joke with some pop art! >
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If life gives you melons…
A fruit by any other name would taste as sweet. >
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News from the doctor.
Why you should always remember to keep your cellphone on you. >
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A carrot at the door.
Who knew vegetables could be so personable? >
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Nosey Peppers.
I had a neighbor like this. >