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A German competitor was lost…
Try pig latin. >
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Devil ball.
You’re OUT! >
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Country music backwards.
Never lost the gun. >
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Two Math Books
Answers in the back. >
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The Olympic pole vaulter.
You’re velcome. >
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A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman at the Olympics.
Metalists, three. >
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The blood bank.
Spell check. >
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A neutron walked into a bar…
Popular joke in Switzerland. >
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An angry bird walked into a bar…
Tweet @#$# Tweet! >
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Mermaid math.
Triangles? >
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Calendar thief.
Stolen time? >
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Put money in my account!
Another check joke! >
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Russian Cold
Lost in translation. >
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Fashion trees.
Vintage. >
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Figs.
Newtons? >
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Dentist Time.
A.M. or P.M.? >
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Camper on Tip Toes.
Shhhh….. >
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Beware of dog!
Why you wanna trip on me? >
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Angry Birds
Fight club. Not flight club. >
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Running the bases.
A short story. >
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Dophin tale.
Sounds fishy. >
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Famous shark.
Spielberg paid him royalties? >
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Birthday cake burn.
Call 911. >
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First bank account.
Don’t let ’em fee you, kid. >
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Bugged firemen.
Bugs me, too. >
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News cat.
What “type” of cat is that? >
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The talking leg.
Had to figure out the pig. >
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The factory of the future.
Looking for a robot tree. >
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Pie Prices
Why is the rum always gone? >
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Dancing burgers and dogs.
Put on your dancing shoes. >
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The shipwrecked diver.
He was color coordinated. >
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The drowning hippie.
So this is why hippies don’t bathe… >
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Praying in church or a casino.
Well there is money at stake. >
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How hot is it?
It can’t be hotter than July. >
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Steve just got a job at the beverage factory…
A pop joke with some pop art! >
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If life gives you melons…
A fruit by any other name would taste as sweet. >
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News from the doctor.
Why you should always remember to keep your cellphone on you. >
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A carrot at the door.
Who knew vegetables could be so personable? >
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Nosey Peppers.
I had a neighbor like this. >
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LEGO men at the hospital.
Can you pay with plastic? >
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Mermaid shells.
Because she didn’t own pearls? >
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Better make it a double.
Double vision got the best of me. >
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The door-to-door snail…
Wikipedia isn’t good for business. >
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Pork chops and pea soup…
What about apple sauce? >
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Two men are walking their dogs…
I can see where this one is going. >
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Lonely bananas…
Don’t slip up. >
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A baseball and a maggot…
Happy Father’s Day! >
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Joker’s candy…
Butterfingers? >
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Milk and Eggs
Which came first– the cow or the egg? >
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The Cajun jigsaw puzzle…
Dat’s funny, cher! >
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Telescope with a bad leg…
Two out of three ain’t bad. >
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Rainbow Weight
An on-color joke. >
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Horse Odds
Caution: A.I. ahead. >
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Jack’s jokes on aliens and planets…
Buy me some peanuts. >
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Pepper Doctor
Nose tickler. >
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Dog nap….
Let sleeping dogs lie. >
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The pirate’s eye patch…
There’s a toilet paper joke somewhere in here. >
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10 types of people…
Ones and zeroes. >
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Award winning scarecrow…
If I only had a brain. >
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A salty joke…
Elementary my dear Watson. >
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Poison ivy and luck…
Payback for working in the yard. >
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Pirate ears…
All steamed. >
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Pay to Park
Don’t boot Santa. >
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Favorite fruit…
Tootie fruity? >
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Gingerbread boys…
Make up your bed. >
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Mushroom party…
Something about a toad? >
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Thanksgiving: Eat and End
Two fer. Doesn’t end well. >
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The minister and the bear…
Amen. >
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Teddy bear dessert…
Please help prevent forest fires. >
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Why was the computer late…
Time zone issue? >
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Got any I.D.?
Near Jesup. >
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Three Golf Clubs
Could order tea. >
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Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player? (4 Yogurt Sticks!)
(They are washed.) >
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Did the clowns do it? >
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Why is Facebook going public?
(5/18/2012 Day 1) >
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A little extra in the offering plate…
Why Grover Cleveland had a reserved seat in church. >
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Why didn’t they play cards on the ark?
Not even bridge? >
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Attendance Problem?
Is this truancy? >
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Little Johnny was baking a cake…
… and then he ran away. >
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How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Rare, as in uncommon, not undercooked. >
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How many cops does it take…
Counting… >
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A blind man walked into a shop…
Tall tail. >
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Are there any golf courses in heaven?
I have some good news and some bad news… >
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What did the digital clock say…
Do the math? No… >
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A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head…
Have a heart. >
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The church drummer died and went to heaven…
Rum pum pum pum >
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We share everything.
Have it your way. >
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Comma Cat
Meow, meow >
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Declaration of Independence.
God Bless America etc. >
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Sherlock Holmes went camping…
They had turned in for the night… >
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Debates.
“Tweeting is how we talk!” – B.B. >
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A snail crime…
No one was spotted fleeing the scene of the crime. >
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Looking Chicken
Lettuce entertain you. >
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Cannibals and clowns…
Fine Young Cannibals >
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Where does a penguin keep his money?
You know… his cold cash. >
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Lazy Kangaroo
Low hopper? >
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Geronimo!
Help? >
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Amish Water Ski
That sinking feeling. >
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Jeb Testing New Email System
Can you click on this email test? Using a new system. Thanks! >