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A pirate walks into a bar wearing…
… and ordered some dirty rum.
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As an older gentleman was driving down the interstate…
his cell phone rang…
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Six Peach Slices
No matter how you slice it.
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New Digital Band
Almost famous.
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Two Math Books
Answers in the back.
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The doctor said, I’ve got to stop texting…
Send lawyers, guns, and blackberries.
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The Dalai Lama and pizza…
Had to read it twice.
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A little hip shimmy…
Inspired by David Bowie.
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Cats and poker in the jungle…
Pick a card, any card.
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Adele’s Road
Ola?
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Clams and Crabs
Clams don’t float.
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Week Days
So they are not weakends.
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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking…
suddenly a cat attacks
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The nose.
Ain’t got nobody.
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A frog walks into a bank…
It’s time for a holiday.
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Conjugate the verb ‘to go’…
I go, you go, she goes….
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A lonely female crab was walking down the beach…
Shot just prior to iPhone being dropped in water.
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Who should Florence and the Machine call…
… when they break down?
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A duck walks into a drug store…
quack quack quack
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A night out with the horse.
You can lead a horse to water…
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Tomato Walkers
Fancy.
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Three Bikers
Just deserts.
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Atoms
Connect the dots.
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A giraffe walks into a bar…
… talk about high prices…
