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The blind deer.
Seeing double.
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A conservative, a moderate, and a liberal…
It’s a three-fer.
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Two scoops of chocolate ice cream.
Take a STRAW poll.
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Bad fish day.
TGIF
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American shark.
(Take it easy.)
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A man bought a donkey…
An advantage to C.O.D.
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Teacher’s eyes.
(All the boys think she’s a spy.)
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Football recruits.
What if they climb?
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Night baseball.
(Only Honus was a shortstop.)
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School fruit.
Hint: It’s about time.
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Heaven and Health.
Heaven can wait.
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First driving lesson.
Get a grip.
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Bicycle tires
Got flat feet.
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Airplane crash in Elbonia.
(Shovel ready.)
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Present Perfect Tense Soup
To bean or not to bean?
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Greener Grass
…a football tip
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Three doors and no way out.
Knock knock x 3
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Dog Tired.
Let sleeping dogs lie…
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Darth Trunk?
There’s an elephant in our logo.
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A surgeon, an architect, and a politician.
Let there be light!
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Snowman dance.
With Snowwomen?
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Build an ark.
“What’s an ark?”
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Poker hands.
Don’t bluff.
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Crabby service.
What about broccoli?
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Cowboy adoption.
Hot diggity dog.